Stealth

Image of <i>Stealth</i> One and a half stars. More than just disappointing: actively bad.

Rob Cohen can direct vehicle action, but very little else. The scenes with people in them are dreadful, and the cliché count is so far off the scale, you could make a drinking game out of it. The morality--or lack of it--behind the script is simply scary. And the treatmen of artificial intelligence in the movies clearly hasn't moved on since HAL. (Okay, perhaps a little Knight Rider has crept in around the edges, but still....)

On the positive side, Josh Lucas may be a man, but I totally would. Ditto Jessica Biel. They need to give their agents a good kicking for getting them into this mess, though.

Wed 10.Aug.2005 20:58

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Keith

Surely you don't think Jessica Biel is a man? Time to visit the optometrist, my friend.

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