Equilibrium

No stars at all. Utter rubbish. Give me my life back, you fucker!

More than just awful--this film is a steaming brown monument to the Gods of Crapness. It really is the worst film I've ever seen. The Matrix-a-like fight scenes are beautifully choreagraphed and would elevate even a poor film into something quite acceptable, but they jar so badly with the sixties-style SF story that they actually manage to drag the whole thing down. But the story...the plot...the dialogue...the interminable close-ups of Christian Bale stoically trying to cover up the emotions that are threatening to break through.... It was embarrassing. I could rant on about it for much longer, but it would only encourage you to see it for yourself on an "it can't possibly be that bad" basis. Just trust me. It is.