Wine/Typography crossover joke
Q: What do you get if you cross Helvetica with a Loire valley wine?
A: A sancerrif
Q: What do you get if you cross Helvetica with a Loire valley wine?
A: A sancerrif
Legends of the Sun Pig is Martin Sutherland's little corner of the web. I'm a web developer operating out of an abandoned underground nuclear bunker somewhere in Northern Europe.
Comments
William
Thu Dec.23.2004 22:35
Did you get that from a Christmas cracker?
martin
Thu Dec.23.2004 22:48
That would be some wickedly obscure box of crackers, wouldn't it?
andy
Thu Dec.23.2004 22:56
Grhone
abi
Thu Dec.23.2004 23:16
I know...makes me want to declare a fatwa on such a godless Zinfandel.
William
Thu Dec.23.2004 23:37
That would be some wickedly obscure box of crackers, wouldn't it? Yes, Christmas crackers are usually quite obscure, in terms of the content. Once your ears and skin recover from the bang and powder burns, you put on the oversized paper hat that falls over your eyes and then you try to make the scary plastic toy work. Someone then asks you, "So, what does your joke say?", hoping that yours will actually be funny. I can't wait till Saturday.
Rick
Sun Dec.26.2004 21:51
Hmmm...
Uh...um...
Well, I just don't even know what to say about that one. ;)