Wine/Typography crossover joke

Q: What do you get if you cross Helvetica with a Loire valley wine?

A: A sancerrif

Thu 23.Dec.2004 21:49

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William

Did you get that from a Christmas cracker?

martin

That would be some wickedly obscure box of crackers, wouldn't it?

andy

Grhone

abi

I know...makes me want to declare a fatwa on such a godless Zinfandel.

William

That would be some wickedly obscure box of crackers, wouldn't it? Yes, Christmas crackers are usually quite obscure, in terms of the content. Once your ears and skin recover from the bang and powder burns, you put on the oversized paper hat that falls over your eyes and then you try to make the scary plastic toy work. Someone then asks you, "So, what does your joke say?", hoping that yours will actually be funny. I can't wait till Saturday.

Rick

Hmmm...

Uh...um...

Well, I just don't even know what to say about that one. ;)

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