Scenes from a porch

In reference to my current miasma of self-imposed low-carb misery:

Me: I'm down to 75kg already.

Abi: Cool.

Me: I was at 77kg on Monday. That's 2kg in four days.

Abi: Wow. The will to live must be really heavy.

To which I can only add: harumph. When I come off this diet in just over a week, there shall be pancakes...paaaaancaaaaakes.