Snappy comebacks from the under-fives

Posted by Abi on Monday 12 December 2005 at 19:44

At dinner:

Alex: (quoting Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) Look out! Behind you! It's a Dementor!
Abi: (refusing to look behind her) I doubt it.
Alex: You have to look behind you!
Abi: No, I don't
Alex: Yes, you do. Otherwise you're cheating.
Abi: No...going off of the script isn't cheating. It's called improvising.
Alex: It's called ANNOYING.

Rident omnes