We took Mom to Edinburgh Airport this morning. Martin dropped us all off, and Alex, Fiona and I then accompanied her to the security gate (via the exceedlingly long and slow British Airways check-in queue). Then the kids and I took a taxi back to Goose, where I left Alex behind and walked Fi home.
In the taxi, there were a couple of adverts for the manufacturer, Manganese Bronze. One of them showed a classic black cab in a shopping centre, which particularly interested Alex.
First, he explained that "naughty people" drive taxis in shopping centres, and "good people" don't. When he was a little older, he continued, his new job1 would be to tell them "NO" (said with The McLean2 Admonitory Index Finger, heretofore to be referred to as the MAIF, extended), and that I would stay at home.
Then he mentioned that there were sharks in shopping centres, which also needed application of the MAIF and a good telling-off, and told me his new job would involve this as well. I pointed out that that was two jobs, and how would he find the time to do them both?
His solution was that I would do both jobs, presumably because as a Mom I have so much time on my hands. So I am now the Official Teller-Off of Sharks and Bad People Who Drive Taxis in Shopping Centres. Armed with my MAIF, which I only have by marriage, I go from shopping centre to shopping centre, saying "NO" to large toothy fish and cabs.
The taxi driver was it stitches.
- Martin's new job, according to Alex, is to fix robots. While being dropped off this morning at the airport, Alex was instructing his dad to fix two small robots first, in the secret area, before starting on the big robot. All this will come as a trememdous surprise to Intelligent Finance, which took Martin on as a contractor to help develop computer systems.
- The MAIF comes from Martin's maternal line, which is why it isn't the SAIF.
